I had a break between patients and decided to go get something for my upset stomach. Long story don’t ask.

Anyway off to the closest convenience store and I grab a coke. In case you didn’t know in addition to coke a cola being a beverage you should probably never drink, it’s extremely high ph makes it ideal for degreasing engine parts, cleaning up battery acid, and a swig or two is all one requires to rid one’s self of an upset stomach in many cases.

What was that? Of course I drank the rest of the bottle, I’m not a waster.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, at the convenience store.

I looked around for a snack because I was also a bit hungry and still not at the resist one’s hunger level of the enlightenment ladder, but I couldn’t find anything which both looked good and would adhere to my new relationship with lactose. (See earlier post about rants). So I resolved to just be hungry for the rest of the day and headed to the register with my bottle of coke.

Standing in line and what did my eyes behold? A basket of fresh and delicious looking bananas. I selected one of a bright yellow and headed back to my office.

Crossing the street with my bottle of coke in one hand and my banana in the other it occurred to me, what in the old people snacks do I have here?

Definitely one of the weirdest snack combinations I ever had.

It was delicious.